720 Dolls to play with EVERYDAY
Naggy-naggy Nag nag..."Your socks too low! Your belt too low! Your belt too loose! Where is your name-tag? Where is your badge? Where is your hair clip?" This is what I hear EVERYDAY from my DM... Thinking we are her nice little dolls she can dress and play with? "Very fun hor?" Wish she knew we ain't her barbie dolls she may still play with at home... Everytime you pass by her, trust me, she will scan you head to toe as if you might carry a bomb to school and blow up the staff room...(Though many of us wish we could. K, fine...Kidding) Her eyes will suddenly open so wide stare at you... and all I hear everyday, though her screaming or yelling won't touch my brain cause i very "guai" one... Always in proper atire... WHEN SHE IS AROUND...(Don't miss that) Cause i think that having a super tight belt like what my DM wants us to have is Crazy... So i put safety pin and hook it then when i see my DM, make tighter...haha...Clever... Not that i want to go against the school rules and stuff... Trust me, I AM "GUAI"! I told you that my DM's nagging never reaches my brain cause she never scolds me except when i super "suay" reach school late when she just come out of office la... Which happend to me once plus i forgot to take out my light blue watch! She said "YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WEAR THAT TO SCHOOL! TAKE IT OFF NOW! AND WHY ARE YOU LATE FOR SCHOOL?!" I told her literally "Orh...Sorry, i forgot to take out... Just now got traffic jam ma... Thats why i late..." She just walked off and didn't bother... WHEW... Nxt thing, she tell prefect to book me... For being late...Sigh... But either than being late, i do not get scolding... Till i totally TOTALLY ruined my reputation yesterday... VERY UNLUCKY STORY... After recess, we have to get into our classes say prayers and stuff la... Then i usually stand 2nd row one... Scared wait DM try to find some fault i my atire... Then that day nobody wanna stand in front.. So i no choice have to move up... Then the DM as usaual walk around and look at ppl socks... So nice to see ah? "Stare what stare? Your hobby to collect socks ah?!" feel like telling her that ah...Then she look at my socks stare at my face then in front of the whole school call me go to the front... Wah liao...SUPER unreasonable man... Then 3 other galz got called out... For wearing ankle socks... Sigh... Then she tell us take out our socks and give her put in a plastic bag... I told her that my socks the rubber loose then i walk the socks go down... then i pull up show her... And i super unlucky... in the morning i blurr, I take 2 different socks... then She say "U come to school with they type of couldn't care less attitude?!" then i smile and say " I morning blurr la.. take wrongly cause very dark" then she tell me "Then tomorrow u come 2 school with one white shoe one black shoe okay?" i keep quiet la... Duh... then she let me off and confiscate my friend's socks... haha...Maybe cause i got one extra "guai" look la...haha... God bless... Going to sleep... Tomorrow English PSLE oral...haha! PrAy FoR mE!